1. Lawyers don’t “correct” pleadings; They amend them.
2. Lawyers don’t merely “think”(Who cares what you think anyway?); They opine.
3. Lawyers don’t “outline” remedies or issues; They adumbrate them.
4. Lawyers don’t “suggest” to court; They submit.
5. Lawyers don’t “lie”; They misguide the audience😆😆
6. Lawyers don’t “support” with evidence; they corroborate it.
7. Lawyers don’t “show” in court; They demonstrate.
8. Lawyers don’t “say” anything; They aver
9. Lawyers don’t “disagree with a fact”; They contend it.
10. Lawyers don’t “finish submitting”; They rest their case.
11. Lawyers don’t use the word “understand”; They use “construe”.
12. Lawyers don’t “agree with other people’s opinions” ; They concur with them
13. Lawyers don’t “investigate”; They probe.
14. Lawyers don’t “disagree with other people’s opinions”; They dissent from them
15. Lawyers don’t “ask for permission”; They seek leave.
16. Lawyers don’t “fall sick”; They get indisposed.
17. Lawyers don’t “ask court”; They pray to it.
18. Lawyers don’t “bribe judicial officers” HELL NO😆😆 They facilitate them
19. Lawyers don’t ask court to “postpone cases”; They ask it to adjourn them.
20. Lawyers don’t “find solutions”; They seek remedies.
21. Lawyers “know” everything; what you think they don’t know is “what they have not addressed their minds to”.
22. Lawyers don’t “go on” ; They proceed.
23. Lawyers don’t “refuse”; They object.
24. Lawyers don’t “ask court to take a step”; They move it.