01 APPLICATION No.8 OF 2017 (Arising from Reference No.5 of 2017) WANI SANTINO JADA VS THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH SUDAN, THE SPEAKER OF THE PARLIAMENT OF SOUTH SUDAN and THE SECRETARY GENERAL OF THE EAST AFRICAN COMMUNITY Download
02 LIST OF COUNTRIES THAT HAVE SIGNED TO THE AFRICAN CHARTER ON HUMAN AND PEOPLE’S RIGHTS Download
03 REPORT OF JUDGMENTS,ADVISORY OPINIONS AND OTHER DECISIONS OF THE AFRICAN COURT ON HUMAN AND PEOPLES’ RIGHTS Download
04 EACJ-Treaty                Download
05 EAC-Rules-of-Procedure-2013 Download
06 EAC CUSTOMS UNION PROTOCOL.PDF Download
07 COMMON-MARKET-PROTOCOL Download
08 ARBITRATION-RULES-OF-EACJ Download
09 GUIDELINES-REFERENCE-FOR-PRELIMINARY-RULING Download
10 PROTOCOL TO THE AFRICAN CHARTER ON HUMAN AND PEOPLES’ RIGHTS ON THE
ESTABLISHMENT OF AN AFRICAN COURT ON HUMAN AND PEOPLES’ RIGHTS
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11 AFRICAN (BANJUL) CHARTER ON HUMAN AND PEOPLES’ RIGHTS 1981 Download
12 RULES OF THE AFRICAN COURT ON HUMAN AND PEOPLE’S RIGHTS Download
13 PRACTICE DIRECTIONS OF AFRICAN COURT ON HUMAN AND PEOPLE’S RIGHTS Download
14  THE EAST AFRICAN COURT OF JUSTICE RULES OF PROCEDURE 2019 Download

1. Lawyers don’t “correct” pleadings; They amend them.

2. Lawyers don’t merely “think”(Who cares what you think anyway?); They opine.

3. Lawyers don’t “outline” remedies or issues; They adumbrate them.

4. Lawyers don’t “suggest” to court; They submit.

5. Lawyers don’t “lie”; They misguide the audience😆😆

6. Lawyers don’t “support” with evidence; they corroborate it.

7. Lawyers don’t “show” in court; They demonstrate.

8. Lawyers don’t “say” anything; They aver

9. Lawyers don’t “disagree with a fact”; They contend it.

10. Lawyers don’t “finish submitting”; They rest their case.

11. Lawyers don’t use the word “understand”; They use “construe”.

12. Lawyers don’t “agree with other people’s opinions” ; They concur with them

13. Lawyers don’t “investigate”; They probe.

14. Lawyers don’t “disagree with other people’s opinions”; They dissent from them

15. Lawyers don’t “ask for permission”; They seek leave.

16. Lawyers don’t “fall sick”; They get indisposed.

17. Lawyers don’t “ask court”; They pray to it.

18.  Lawyers don’t “bribe judicial officers” HELL NO😆😆 They facilitate them

19. Lawyers don’t ask court to “postpone cases”; They ask it to adjourn them.

20. Lawyers don’t “find solutions”; They seek remedies.

21. Lawyers “know” everything; what you think they don’t know is “what they have not addressed their minds to”.

22. Lawyers don’t “go on” ; They proceed.

23. Lawyers don’t “refuse”; They object.

24. Lawyers don’t “ask court to take a step”; They move it.

25. Lawyers don’t “leave an issue”; They abandon it.

26. Lawyers are not “wordy”; They articulate their point.

27. Lawyers don’t “find solutions”; They resolve issues.

28. Lawyers call themselves #lawyers among “lay men”(all other professions and non professionals); They call themselves “Learned Friends” when they are addressing themselves.

29. Lawyers don’t “disagree” with each other; They just differ.

30. Lawyers don’t “seek help” from court; They seek redress

31. Lawyers don’t “speak” in court; They address court.

32. Lawyers don’t “agree” to what someone has said; They associate themselves with it.

33. Lawyers don’t say something is “irrelevant or useless”; They say it is immaterial.

34. Lawyers don’t “arrive” in court; They enter appearance.

35. Lawyers don’t “go” to a judge; They appear before him or her.

36. Lawyers don’t “die” 😎😎They relocate to God’s domicile🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

37. Lawyers don’t get “late”; They delay.

38. Lawyers don’t “disagree” with somebody’s opinion; They dissociate themselves from it.

39. Lawyers don’t “stand in for” anyone; They hold brief for them.

40. Lawyers don’t go for a “short call”; They take a leak😜😜

41. Lawyers don’t ask court to “force”;They ask it to compel.

42. Lawyers don’t say something is “the same”; They say it is parimateria.

43. Lawyers don’t say someone is “responsible”; They say he/she is liable.

44. Lawyers don’t “explain” what they have said; They substantiate it.

45. Lawyers don’t “tell lies”; They amend the facts😂😂

46. Lawyers don’t “dress” they robe.

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